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" Even if we’re married for 23 years,
I still want you to flirt with me. "

- A novel written by me.  (via nofatnowhip)

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htimsnevets:

I fucking love her

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leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

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barwellz:

honeybucky:

moriarty:

SPIDERMAN WOULD. SPIDERMAN WOULD

itS BACK

ALWAYS REBLOG.

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greelin:

cyberuser:

i remember when i was 5 i used to take dancing lessons and there was this kid in 7th grade who’d make fun of me and call me “gay” but the jokes on him because i gave his younger cousin a handjob at camp so who’s gay now

i think you’re still technically gay

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graffeti:

me and my brother were fighting and he grabs his phone and randomly calls a number and he says “is this the dog pound? because my sister is the biggest bitch”

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sugarysymbiote:

mrsmiawallaces:

This Vine gives me life

THE WAY HOMEBOY WAS HARMONIZING AT THE END OH MY FUCKING GOD~

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radtracks:

wish you were here // pink floyd

can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail?
a smile from a veil?
do you think you can tell?

xv7:

y’all r gettin way too accurate with these it’s scaring me

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despairjunko:

games that let you save anywhere instead of making you go to save points

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