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jetstream-tormod:

corporateaccount:

iowa is the only state that consists entirely of vowels

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ill-be-y0ur-safety:

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the-universe-of-justin:

Did Disney think Floridians were some alien race or something.

We are

too accurate 

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" BRUH "

- WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS AND WHY DO I KEEP SAYING IT?? MY MOM TOLD ME TO CLEAN MY ROOM TODAY AND I LOOKED HER STRAIGHT IN THE EYE AND SAID “BRUH” (via isnowfairy)

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boom clap the sound of my ass

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Conversation with my very religious mother

Me: did you know that it is a sin to wear that shirt and you could go to hell?
Mom:
Me: I mean it has mixed fabrics.
Me: According to the bible, that's a sin.
Mom: show me where it says that
Me: levictus 19:19
"'Keep my decrees.
“‘Do not mate different kinds of animals.
“‘Do not plant your field with two kinds of seed.
“‘Do not wear clothing woven of two kinds of material.
Mom:
Mom:
Mom: well just because it says that doesn't mean you can say its a sin and we'll go to hell
Me: so why are people doing that with homosexuality

anarchiccorrosivity:

anarchiccorrosivity:

Every month someone manages to find this horrible thing, and it explodes in my notifications as a horrible reminder that this is the magnum opus of my voice acting

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urbancatfitters:

slytherin-starkid-of-tardis:

urbancatfitters:

everyone is embarrassed of their fourteen year old self trust me if you’re fourteen right now you will regret whatever it is that you are doing at this moment

What, being a SuperWhoLockian, Tumblrian, and just being generally pretty good? I don’t think so.

screenshot this and look at it in 3 years

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